If you’ve ever depended on coffee more than your chain of command, congratulations — this blanket was made for you.

Featuring the phonetic spelling of coffee (because in the military, if it’s not spelled out, someone’s going to screw it up) and a classic WWII-style soldier raising his mug like it’s the only thing keeping him from going UA, this blanket is pure military comedy wrapped in soft, warm comfort.

Proudly created by a veteran-owned brand, this design honors the real fuel of every branch:

COFFEE.
Not courage.
Not training.
Not discipline.
Definitely not leadership.
Just coffee.

Perfect for staying warm during couch deployments, Netflix field ops, or when you need to hide from your family like you used to hide from first sergeant.

• 100% polyester
• Soft silk-touch fabric
• Printing on one side
• White reverse side
• Machine-washable
• Hypoallergenic